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Smack Yo Mama
Gourmet Barbecue
and Hot Sauces

"It tastes so good you wanna smack yo mama!" means that whatever you're tasting is so delicious, so wonderful, so outa this world, that it causes temporary insanity and causes you to consider doing something that, under normal conditions, you would never, ever do, e.g., hit your mother. This temporary insanity lasts only for a split second and you regain your senses well before you have time to act on that impulse.

From premium ingredients, we mix and cook seven flavors of Gourmet Barbecue and Hot Sauces in a professional-grade 20-gallon steam kettle, then we dispense the sauces into sixteen-ounce bottles, which we seal and label by hand.


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In ascending order of "heat":
Item Flavor Description
BK BIG KAHUNA Contains pineapple and coconut - our mildest sauce.
BB Bad to the Bone A sweet and smoky brown sauce with a mild "bite".
GG Georgia Gold A sweet and tangy Honey Mustard Vinegar sauce.
DB Dragon's Breath The spicy version of Georgia Gold
WM Widowmaker The hotter version of Bad to the Bone
DW Death Wish Hotter, less sweet than Widowmaker
TW Toxic Waste PURE, BRUTAL HEAT
GC Gift Certificate Recipient may choose any six, includes Continental US shipping : $35

Contact us at:
From Atlanta dialing area: 770.232.9397
From all other area codes: 1.866.SmackYoMama [762.2596]
FAX: 775.418.1727
Email: sales@smackyomama.com

Thanks for stopping by!
Jim & Joyce Arnett


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Here is a listing of the craft shows we will be at in 2003.
DATE SHOW TITLE LOCATION
ANY OPEN DATES CALL FOR SCHEDULE 1.866.SMACKYOMAMA
Feb. 1 Lake Placid, FL Lake Placid, FL
Feb. 22-23 Delray Beach, FL Delray Beach, FL
Feb. 28-Mar. 2 Cottontail Village Birmingham, AL
Mar. 8-9 Forsythia Festival Forsyth, GA
Mar. 15-16 Main Street Market Alpharetta, GA
Mar. 15-16 Seafood & A&C Festival St. Augustine, FL
Mar. 21-23 NEACA Annual Spring Show Huntsville, AL
Mar. 29-30 Mulberry Festival Macon, GA
Apr. 4-6 Flowertown Festival Summerville, SC
ANY OPEN DATES CALL FOR SCHEDULE 1.866.SMACKYOMAMA
Apr. 25-27 Delray Affair Delray Beach, FL
May 3-4 Cotton Pickin' Fair Gay, GA
May 3-4 Mayretta Daze Marietta, GA
May 10-11 Greer Family Fest Greer, SC
May 16-18 Strawberry Festival Dayton, TN
May 17 Geranium Festival McDonough, GA
May 24-25 Mountain Makings Dillard, GA
May 30-June 1 National Balloon Rally Statesville, NC
June 7-8 Lenoir City Arts & Crafts Lenoir, TN
June 14 Madison Fest Madison, GA
June 20-21 Hampton Watermelon Fest. Hampton, SC
June 21-22 Main Street Market Alpharetta, GA
June 28-29 Sapphire Valley A&C Fest. Sapphire Valley, NC
July 2-4 NC Fourth Of July Festival Southport, NC
July 4 July 4th Celebration Dahlonega, GA
July 5-6 Mountain Makings Cashiers, NC
July 12-13 Maggie Valley Craft Festival Maggie Valley, NC
July 19-20 Main Street Market Alpharetta, GA
July 26 International Festival Day Waynesville, NC
ANY OPEN DATES CALL FOR SCHEDULE 1.866.SMACKYOMAMA
Aug. 9-10 Sourwood Festival Black Mountain, NC
Aug. 9-10 Sapphire Valley A&C Fest. Sapphire Valley, NC
Aug. 15-16 Watermelon Festival Russellville, AL
Aug. 23-24 Arts & Crafts Festival Beersheba Springs, TN
Aug. 29-31 Mountain Makings Dillard, GA
Sep. 4-7 Yellow Daisy Festival Stone Mountain, GA
Sept. 13-14 Autumn Artfest Lawrenceville, GA
Sept. 19-21 NEACA Annual Fall Show Huntsville, AL
Sept. 20-21 * Roselawn Arts Festival * Cartersville, GA
Sept. 27-28 Duluth Fall Festival Duluth, GA
Sept. 27-28 Riverfest Canton, GA
Oct. 3-4 Harvest Fair Festival Marietta, GA
Oct. 4-5 Cotton Pickin' Festival Gay, GA
Oct. 11 Lilburn Daze Lilburn, Ga
Oct. 11-12 Prater's Mill Country Fair Dalton, GA
Oct. 18-19 Ketner's Mill Country Fair Whitwell, TN
Oct. 18-19 Sapphire Valley A&C Festival Sapphire Valley, NC
Oct. 24-26 Xmas Made in the South Charlotte, NC
Oct. 25-26 Mount Dora Craft Fair Mount Dora, FL
ANY OPEN DATES CALL FOR SCHEDULE 1.866.SMACKYOMAMA
Nov. 6-9 Christmas Village Birmingham, AL
Nov. 8 Brookwood A&C Festival Brookwood High School,Snellville, GA
Nov. 15 Marist Holiday Traditions Atlanta, GA
Nov. 15-16 * Christmas City USA * Biloxi, MS
Nov. 22-23 Christmas Spectacular Valdosta, GA
Dec. 4-6 Holiday Fair Greenville, SC
Dec. 6-7 Market Days Tallahassee, FL
ANY OPEN DATES CALL FOR SCHEDULE 1.866.SMACKYOMAMA



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